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Old 01-07-2008, 09:08 AM
itschahat
 
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Default How to tell her he is dead?

Six guys are playing poker. After losing $500 on one hand, Smith clutches his chest and topples over, dead at the table. To decide who's going to tell his wife, his buddies draw straws. Anderson picks the short one.
"Break it to her gently," they all urge.
"Leave it to me," he says. When Smith's wife comes to the door, Anderson says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."
"How much?" the wife yells, eyes blazing. "Tell him to drop dead!"

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- Chahat

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Old 01-07-2008, 05:38 PM
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MASOOM MOHABAT KA BAS ITNA FASANA HAI.......


KAGAZKI HAVELI HAI BARISH KA ZAMANA HAI....


KYA SHART E MOHABAT HAI KYA SHART E ZAMANA HAI ....


AWAZ BHI ZAKHMI HAI OR GEET GHI GANA HA I...

US PAAR UTARNAY KI UMEED BUHAT KAM HAI ...


KASHTI BHI PURANI HAI TOFAN KO BHI ANA HAI ....


SAMJAY YEH NA SAMHAY WO ANDAZ MOHBAT K...

AK SHAKHS KO ANKHON SE AK SHAIR SUNANA HAI...

BHOLI SE ADA KOI PHIR ISQ KI ZID PAR HAI ......

PHIR AAG KA DARYIA HAI AUR DUB KAY JANA HAI.....

amjad islam amjad
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:43 AM
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Smile hi Sophie!

I know this isnt directly UNSW related, but would anyone be able to tell me if Basser have internet in the rooms?
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