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Old 12-06-2007, 09:00 AM
itschahat
 
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Default Divorced lawyer..

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding
man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on
bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a
perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding
man and asks him what he's doing.

The man replies, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards
signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," was the reply.

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- Chahat

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Old 03-01-2009, 11:35 AM
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Question why almost all women have many handbags

Handbags have been a good accessory in completing women's outfit. There are a wide variety of handbags that come in different styles, designs, materials, colors and sizes. These accessories have great significance because of their versatility features. Both men and women carry bags, however, it is just well-known that women use them more than men. Furthermore, handbags are also use to create a fashion statement. Different designs and styles are born each year. Celebrities and popular TV icons are often the first to try trendy handbags to complete their looks.Different variety of handbags were basically designed for different purposes. And to make it widely available to everyone, such fashion accessories are now available in different variety of designs, styles and colors to incorporate with different wardrobes. This is the reason why almost all women have 3-5 different types of handbags in their closet
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