Ek aadmi apne dost ke ghar roz roz jaata tha. Dost ke bache use chacha-chacha kehte the, to use bada achcha lagta tha. Achcanak ek din bache mama-mama bolne lage. Bhatejon se pucha ki kya ho gaya ? Bachon ne saaf kiya ki jab aap aa rahe he, to papa ne mummi se kaha ki saalaa phir aa raha hai !!

Ek kuan tha, jisme paise daalne se mannatein puri hoti thi. Ek baar ek pati-patni wahan gaye. Pati ne paise daala aur kuch maanaga. Iske baad pani bhi gayi, jaise hi wo paise daalne ke iye kuein mein jhuki to fishal kar gir gayi. Pati budbudaya ya Alaah !! isse pehle mera inn sab baaton pe vishwas nahi tha !!!!!

Aurat : Mere pati ki khaas bisheshtaa ye hai ki wo kisi pe cheez ko badha chah ke pesh karte hain
Padosan : Theek keh rahi ho tabhi to wo tumahri tareef ke pul bandha karte hain.

Mummy shimla main jo ladka mila tha, uska naam kya tha ?
Kaun sa ladka beti ?
Wahi, jiske bare mein maine kaha tha ki main uske bina zinda nahi reh sakti!!

SK : VK tum shaadi na karne ki kasam kha baithe the. Tum shaadi ke virudh rahe ho phir jhatpat shadi kaise kar daali ?
VK : Yaar mujhe bilkul apne bicharon ki laki mil gayi, wo bhi shaai ke khilaaf thi.

Patni ne pati se kaha : Apna computer theek se kaam nahi kar raha hai. Main iss se jo chahti hoon use swikaar hi nahi karta. Kabhi kaaran puchtaa hai, to kabhi satyapan maangtaa hai. Aakhir ye mere manmaafik kaam kyon nahi karta??
Pati ne muskuraate hue kaha : Priye, kyonki ye computer hai, pati nahi

Subah dudhwaale ne ek sajjan ke ghar ka darwaza khatkhataya. Jor jor se se darwaza khatkhatane ke kaaran hadbadahat me uthe sajjan ne palank ke paas rakhi patni ki shawl ko odha aur dudh lene ki liye darwaza khola. Dudhwale ne pehle to uss sajjan ko pehle to apne bahon me kheench kar bahon mein bhar kar do chaar chumban de daale phir dudh dekar chala gaya. Jab patni sokar uthi to sajjan mahashay ne kaha : Aaj subah dudhwaale ne dhoke se mujhe chum liya, shayad usse laga ki tum ho.

Bheed se bhari bus mein ek ladki ko zor se dhakka laga. Usne peeche khade ladke par chillakkar kaha: Jaanwar ho kya?
Ladne ne tapak se kaha : Jaan to aap hain, main to war hoon.

Ek premi ne premika ko nayi saari dete hue bola: Ye wohi saari hai jise madhuri dixit ne “ Hum aapke hai kaun” mai pehni thi.
Ye sunkar premika ne saari ko phenkte hue kaha ; Dhatt main kisi ki utaari hui saari nahi pehnungi.

Mohan apne dost se : Kya baat hai aajkal tumahri girlfriend aksar chup raha karti hai?
Dost : Darasal ek din jab hum dono photo khinchwaa rahe the to photographer ne meri girlfriend ko ye keh diya tha ki jab aap chup rehti hain to ekdum karishma kapoor ki tarah lagti hain.