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Priye ! agar maine tumse shaadi karli to meri naukri chali jaayegi. Premi ne premika se kaha.Nahi jaayegi hum shaadi ki baat ko gupt rakhenge : premika ne jawab diya
Lekin jab bachcha hoga : Premi ne puchcha? Tab kya ? Hum sirf apne bachhe ko bata denge ki humne shaadi ki hai : Premika ne jawaab diya. |
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#12
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Premi ne apne premika se kaha : Hum dono pyar mein aise ghul mil gaye hain jaise dudh main paani.
Premika boli : dheere bolo warna hum dono milawat ke arop mein giraftaar kar liye jaayenge. |
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Premika ne uphaar mein chai ke pyaale ko dekh kar boli : Ye kya bematlab ka uphaar laaye ho ??
Premi : Bematlab kaha hai ? Sada ye tumhare honto ko chumtaa rahegaa !! |
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Ramesh apni patni ke saath picnic par gaya. Ek paani ke taalab ke paas patni ne kaha : Ye jagah bahot sundar hai. Humein yenhi rukna chahiye.
Ramesh bola : Kyon nahi, machchar galat nahi ho sakte !! |
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#15
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Kyon jee shadiya swarg mein nahi hoti : Premika ne premi se puchcha ?
Wahan bhi shaadiyan hone lage to swarg narak nahi ban jaayegaa : Premi ne hanskar jawaab diyaa !! |
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