Family is driving in their car on holidays. Frog crosses the road and
husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the
frog and carries him to the side of the road. Frog is greatful, thanks the
man and tells him that he will grant him a wish. Man says: please make my
dog win the nexr dog race. Frog asks to look at the dog which jumps out of
the car. The frog notices that the dog has only got three legs and tells
the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulful his wish and asks
that the man will tell him another wish. Man says: well, then please help
that my wife will win the next beauty contest in the area. Frog asks him
to tell his wife to get out of the car. Wife comes out of the car and
approaches the frog. The frog turns to the man and says:
"Could I please have another look at the dog???".
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your
secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,"
he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and
never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.

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- Chahat

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