A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy with no scuba gear.

He goes down another thirty feet and the guy with no equipment stays with him. He takes out a waterproof chalkboard and writes, How the hell can you stay down this deep without equipment?

The guy takes the chalkboard and writes, You Idiot, I’m drowning.

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Dad, I don’t want to go to school today. said the boy.

Why not, son?

Dad and son

Well, one of the chicken on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day.

But why don’t you want to go today?

Because our English teacher died yesterday!

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- Chahat

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