One day three people were in a cafè drinking tea,
Three flies, one fell in each cup,

Person numba 1 asked for another cup of tea
Person numba 2 threw the fly away and continued drinking
Person numba 3 took the fly out, slaped it and said
"Spit out the tea you drank, u little thing!!!

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- Chahat

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