Santa: Main Ek baar apne baathroom mein SUSU karne gaya......
to waha per Sher tha........

Banta: Phir kya hua????

Santa: Maine Sher se kaha.......Pehle tum kar lo, mera to ho gaya hai.......



Bahu ke 1-2 Affair sun kar Sasur ka Suicide......

3-4 Affair sunkar PATI ka Suicide......

Magar Saas Chup rahi.... Kyo?????



Kyoki Saas bhi kabhi Bahu thi......


History teacher asks Santa,
Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha,
Unke bhai ka kya naam tha?

Santa,
Mam, Adidas!


Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-



1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega.

2.SMS Muskura k Padhega.

3.Neeche Mat Padhna..-

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Jo Kaam Mana Karo,

bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.

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- Chahat

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