Santa and banta were looking at mummy in an egyptian museum
Santa: bechara! Pattiyan hi pattiyan lagi hain...
Kitne chotein lagi hain isko..
Zaroor truck accident mein mara hoga...
Banta: haan, truck ka number bhi likha hai
:- A.D. 1460


1st Gadha(2nd gadhe se):- Yaaar mera dhobi meri bahoot pitai karta hai...bahoot maaarta hai mujhe;
2nd Gadha:- to yaaar, tu bhaaag kyun nahin jaata hai wahan se.

1st :- Nahin yaaar mein nahin bhaaag sakta hoon;

2nd :- Kyun?

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1st:- Yaaar, dhobi ki ek bahoot sundar ladki hai, jab bhi wo koi shararat karti hai, to dhobi kehta hai usse, Teri shadi kisssi Gadhe se karwa doonga, bas wahin soch kar rook jaaata hoon!

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- Chahat

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