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Old 04-26-2007, 05:07 AM
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Default Some more funny jokes of santa banta

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.

He got irritated... drank poison & said,

Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

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- Chahat

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