Interviewer: tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : bad.

Interviewer: come.
Sardar : go.

Interviewer: ugly.
Sardar : pichlli.

Interviewer: u g l y?
Sardar : pichlly !!!!!!!

Interviewer: shut up.
Sardar : keep talking.

Interviewer: get out.
Sardar : come in.

Interviewer: oh my god.
Sardar : oh my devil.

Interviewer: u r rejected.
Sardar : i am selected. Oh Balle ballle.

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- Chahat

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