Shayari Funny Shayri Romantic Shayari Sher o Shayari Hindi Shayari Urdu Shayri  
web hosting
Go Back   Shayari Funny Shayri Romantic Shayari Sher o Shayari Hindi Shayari Urdu Shayri > SHAYARI CLUB > SMS jokes
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 03-05-2007, 04:58 AM
itschahat
 
Posts: n/a
Default Landing on the pool of shit!!

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"

----------
- Chahat

Have you checked out these friendship sms text today?:
http://www.SMSFunOnline.com
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
The plane landing runway.... itschahat SMS jokes 0 09-12-2007 09:21 AM


All times are GMT. The time now is 01:35 AM.


UNLIMITED Web Hosting India By Web Hosting Jack
Enjoy Shayaro ki Shayari Collection !!