While my friend was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.
Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family,
"I know daddy's password! I know daddy's password!"
"What is it? Her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied, "asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

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- Chahat

Women are impossible to please
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