A lawyer, a computer specialist and a historian are discussing the pros and cons of having a wife, or a mistress.
The lawyer is all for having a wife. He stresses the legality of this kind of relationship and the stability it brings into one's life.
The computer specialist would prefer a lover: "there are times i'm not back home until after midnight anyway. A wife would not stand it.
A looser, on-off type of relationship without that much commitment is what i'm looking for".
Finally, the historian has his say, "i posit that it is best to have both a wife and a lover. You see, my wife thinks i'm having a tryst,
My lover thinks that i'm at home, while i take this opportunity to spend a few relaxing hours at the university library."

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- Chahat

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