A couple had two little boy's, ages eight and
ten, who were excessively mischievious.

The two were always getting into trouble,
and their Parents could be confident that if
any mischief occurred in their town,
their two young son's were involved in some
capacity or other.
The Parent's were at their wit's end as to
what to do about their son's behavior.

The Parents had heard that a clergyman in
town had been successful in disciplining
children in the past.
So they contacted him, and he agreed to give
it his best shot.

He asked to see the boy's individually, so
the eight year old was sent to meet with him
first.
The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him
sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman
repeated the question in an even sterner
tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so
the clergyman raised his voice even more and
shook his finger in the boys face, "WHERE IS
GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran
directly home, and slammed himself in his
closet.
His older brother followed him into the
closet and said,"What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG
trouble this time, God is missing and they
think we did it!"


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- Chahat