Husband and Wife in the mental home walking
along by the pond ..
he falls in .. she drags him out and gives
him the kiss of of life before the emergency
services get there and he survives .....
the doctor say to her:-
'if you can jump in and save your husbands
life like you just did, then you shouldnt be
here ..your not mad at all ..i'll be around
later to discharge you'.
Later that afternoon...the doctor arrives in
her room with a nurse and says:-
'I have some good news and bad news ..what do
you want first?'
she decides to have the good news first ..
doctor says:-
'well as you know I said we would be
discharging you and I'm pleased to say you
can go home'
she says:-
'thank you doctor .. by the way what's the
bad news?'
he says:-
'i'm sorry to tell you your husband hung
himself at lunchtime .. he's dead'
she laughs and says:-
'Oh no he didn't .. that was me I hung him up
to dry!'

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- Chahat