"Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to
find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and
I first got together in a chat room on
[censored]. Then I set up a date via e-mail
with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit
the delete button, nine months later a
blessed little Popup appeared and said:
You've Got Male!"

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- Chahat