Ek aadmi apne dost ke ghar roz roz jaata tha. Dost ke bache use chacha-chacha kehte the, to use bada achcha lagta tha. Achcanak ek din bache mama-mama bolne lage. Bhatejon se pucha ki kya ho gaya ? Bachon ne saaf kiya ki jab aap aa rahe he, to papa ne mummi se kaha ki saalaa phir aa raha hai !!

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Ek kuan tha, jisme paise daalne se mannatein puri hoti thi. Ek baar ek pati-patni wahan gaye. Pati ne paise daala aur kuch maanaga. Iske baad pani bhi gayi, jaise hi wo paise daalne ke iye kuein mein jhuki to fishal kar gir gayi. Pati budbudaya ya Alaah !! isse pehle mera inn sab baaton pe vishwas nahi tha !!!!!

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Bhikaari : Sahab 6 rupaye de dijiye
Aadmi : Kyon ??
Bhikaari : Sahab, chai peeni hai
Aadmi : Ek chai to 3 rupaye ki aati hai, phit tumhe 6 rupaye kyon chahiye??
Bhikaari : Sahab, saath mein girlfriend bhi hai.

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Pitaa (Sonu Se) : Kya le jaa rahe ho beta ?
Sonu : Marksheet
Pitaa : Kaise number hai ??
Sonu : math mein 2, science mein 4,history mein 5
Pitaa(ghusse se) : Gadhe kahin ke jab min padhtaa tha to class min sabse achche number laata tha.
Sonu : Aap hi ki marksheet hai, almaari mein rakhne jaa raha hoon.

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Ek teacher bachon ko history padha rahe the aur keh rahe the : ganga himalaya se nikalti hai aur uttar pradesh mein jaa kar ruk jaati hai.
Bagal se gujar rahe principal ne suna to kaha : Students ko ye kya bata rahe hain??
Ganga to bangal ki khadi mein jaakar milti hai.
Teacher bole : Fikr mat kijiye, jab mujhe puri tankhwa mil jaayegi to bangal ki khadi tak bhi pahunch jaayegi.

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