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04-07-2008, 08:48 AM
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Funny Definations !!
School: A place where papa pays and son plays
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04-07-2008, 08:50 AM
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Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
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04-07-2008, 08:51 AM
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Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills
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04-07-2008, 08:53 AM
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Marriage: It’s an agrrement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
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04-07-2008, 08:54 AM
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Divorse: Future tense of marriage.
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04-07-2008, 08:55 AM
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Tears: The hydrolic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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04-07-2008, 08:56 AM
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Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing “the minds of either”.
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04-07-2008, 08:57 AM
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Confrence: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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04-07-2008, 08:59 AM
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Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got biggest piece.
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04-07-2008, 09:00 AM
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Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
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